Why did the little mermaid wear seashells?
Because she was too big to wear D-shells.
-- The Internet
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at info@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!