An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry into earth's
atmosphere. His space craft crash-lands in the Australian bush, way out
in the middle of nowhere.
After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells, bandaged from head to foot. A very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaches him as he lies in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No, mate," the Aussie nurse replies; "you came here yesterdiay."
-- Fred Gruber
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
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(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
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