Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- January, 2001




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Steve Leuthold swears that this is the top of an actual brokerage house research report (he omitted the name to protect the guilty).

I believe him...


Last Month's Joke Of The Month


The 1996 Joke Of The Year


The 1995 Joke Of The Year

(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these two classics lately...)


Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!


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