In the wake of the attempted bombing last week of the American Airline flight from Paris by a terrorist nut with explosives in his shoes, I'm thinking of starting my
own airline, which would be called: Naked Air. Its motto would be: "Everybody flies naked and
nobody worries." Or "Naked Air -- where the only thing you wear is a seat belt."
Think about it. If everybody flew naked, not only would you never have to worry about the passanger sitting next to you
carrying box cutters or exploding shoes, but no religious fundamentalist of any stripe would ever be caught dead flying nude,
or in the presence of nude women, and that alone would keep many potential hijackers out of the skies. It's much
more civilized than racial profiling. And I'm sure that it wouldn't be long before airlines would be offering free dry-cleaning for your clothes while you fly.
-- Thomas L. Friedman (The New York Times, December 26)
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