A man is driving down a L. A. freeway when he runs into an unusually large traffic jam. Traffic has come to a complete stop as far ahead as he can see. Finally, a highway patrolman comes by. The man rolls down his window and asks: "Say -- what's going on here?"
"Oh", the patrolman replies, "it's OJ Simpson. He's so despondent about not having the 33 million bucks to pay his judgment that he's standing out in the middle of the freeway threatening to set himself on fire. As a matter of fact, some of the guys feel so sorry for OJ that they're taking up a collection for him."
"How much have they gotten so far?"
"About twelve gallons."
-- via John McGinley(!)
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