Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- April, 2002




NOTE: I have been told that this joke is almost as old as I am. However, **I** had not heard it before, it made me laugh, and it's therefore our Joke Of The Month this month.

-- Walter Deemer


A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the teller. "Well, that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."

-- Bob Lafferandre


Last Month's Joke Of The Month


The 1996 Joke Of The Year


The 1995 Joke Of The Year

(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these two classics lately...)

Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!

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