There was a blind Jew sitting on a park bench just before Seder. A girl came up to him and asked, "Are you Jewish?"

He said "Yes".

"Are you blind?" Again, he said "Yes".

"Shouldn't you be getting ready to go to Seder?" This time, he replied "NO".

So she took out a piece of Matza and gave it to him.

He ran his hand over it and said, "Who wrote this nonsense?"

                                   -- Mike Epstein (1931-2009) via Linda Raschke

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