"I was walking down a street in Washington when a guy pulled a gun on me and said 'Give me your money or I'll blow youe brains out!'

"'Go ahead and shoot me', I said -- 'you need money to be able to live in this town but you can get along just fine here without brains!'"


                                   -- Abbott & Costello

Last Month's Joke Of The Month

The 1996 Joke Of The Year

The 1995 Joke Of The Year

(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these two classics lately...)

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Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!

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