Two guys go camping and hiking in the desolate North Maine woods; hiking
all day, then pitching a tent at night.
After eight days of this, one guy tells the other: "You know, I'm getting tired of your company. How about we just go off by ourselves today. I'll go north, you go south, and we'll meet back here tonight."
The other guy agrees, and they both get back to the camp site as dusk is falling. The first guy has a sheepish grin on his face.
"What did you do today to make you smile like that?"
"Well, I went north, and after several hours I came across some train tracks with a shapely woman tied to them. I untied her, and we has sex all afternoon."
"Wow! Oral sex, too?"
"Naw; I couldn't find her head."
-- Fred Gruber
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