(NOTE: The guy who told me this swears it is true -- and he DOES have a '49 Chevy pickup truck.)
I bought a house in Castine, Maine, on the northeast corner of Penobscot Bay. It needs a lot of fixing up, and I have to drive into town a lot. Since it's only a couple of miles, I often drive my pride and joy -- a '49 Chevy pickup truck.
One morning, I came out of the store, but the truck wouldn't start. I opened the hood to give it some first aid, and two grizzled Down-Easters walked over.
"Havin' trouble?"
"Yep."
"What seems to be the mattah?"
"Won't start."
The guy looks under the hood, then says "Ayuh; they don't make them like they uset ta!"
-- Brig Pemberton
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