A representative of a very large mutual fund management company told me they were going to concentrate their retail sales efforts in Arizona, Georgia, Tennessee and Virginia.
They are the only four states that allow loaded weapons in bars, and it appears that the only way you can get members of the public to buy mutual funds these days is to get them drunk and then pull a gun on them.
-- Walter Deemer
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1996 Joke Of The Year
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at walter@walterdeemer.com;
maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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