Marty and Sarah live in Century Village (a huge retirement complex where
the average age and the average IQ are both 85). One day, when Marty has
the car out for an errand, Sarah calls him on his cell-phone.
"Marty, be careful -- they just said on the news that somebody's going the wrong way on the Interstate!"
"Hell, Sarah-- they're hundreds of them!"
-- Joe Mancini
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