A man walks into a brokerage office to open an account. The broker starts asking him the usual "know your customer" questions.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Oh, I fix things."
The broker writes "handyman" on the form, then asks the man: "What's your annual income?"
"Oh, five or six hundred thousand."
"Five or six hundred THOUSAND! What in the world do you fix that brings in that sort of money?"
"Boxing matches, mainly."
-- Anonymous
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