Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- October, 2010
My doctor just called. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your test results came back -- and you only have 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible news, Doc."
"It's even worse... they came back yesterday."
-- George Semb
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1996 Joke Of The Year
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org;
maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!
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