Walter Deemer's Joke Of The Month -- October, 2010

My doctor just called. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your test results came back -- and you only have 24 hours to live."

"That's terrible news, Doc."

"It's even worse... they came back yesterday."

                                   -- George Semb

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(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these two classics lately...)

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