A redneck went in to see the doctor. "Doc", he says, "you
gotta help me. I gotta get some birth control pills for my daughter."
"Really? She's only thirteen. Is she sexually active?"
"Naw -- she just lies there without moving, same as her mother."
-- Dennis Keeler
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
(Sorry, folks; we haven't heard anything that even comes close to these
two classics lately...)
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at info@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!