I was jogging past some tennis courts recently when a brand-new tennis ball came flying over the hedge. Nobody came after it, so I picked it up and stuffed it in my jogging shorts.
On the way back, another new ball came bouncing onto the jogging trail. Nobody came after it, either, so I stuffed it in my shorts next to the other one.
Just as I was finishing my run, a cute young blonde wandered by, and I noticed that she was staring at the bulge in my jogging shorts.
"Tennis balls", I explained, rather embarassedly.
"Oh, you poor thing!", she exclaimed. "A friend of mine had tennis elbow once and it hurt like the devil!"
-- Brig Pemberton
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