A couple of good ole boys are out hunting over in Okeechobee Counry when one of them falls to
the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back
in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He
gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy.
I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line.
He says, "OK, now what?"
-- Bob Lafferandre
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