I was jogging past the tennis courts at a resort, wearing a T-shirt and jogging shorts, when a tennis ball came flying over the fence. It was a brand-new ball, and nobody came after it, so I picked it up and, for lack of a better place, stuffed it into my jogging shorts.
On the way back, the same thing happened; I picked that ball up, too, and put it with the first one.
As I passed the pool, a pretty young blonde walked by, and I saw her staring at the bulge in my jogging shorts.
"Tennis balls", I murmured, somewhat embarassedly.
"Oh, you poor thing", she responded; "I had tennis elbow once, and it hurt like crazy!"
-- Brig Pemberton
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