"This is a very good time to be getting back into the stock market. My model has given us a buy signal, the dangers in the market have cleared..."
-- Elaine Garzarelli (January 31, 1997)
(The joke, of course, is that this reversed her sell signal of July 23, 1996 and her steadfast bearishness throughout the virtually-straight-line advance of 25% that followed. And, of course, the real joke is her attitude, as described in our initial posting on the subject, the August 1996 Joke Of The Month.)
Go to Elaine's First Call: Our August 1996
Joke Of The Month
Last Month's Joke Of The Month
The 1995 Joke Of The Year
Heard a REALLY good one lately? Send it to us at info@walterdeemer.com; maybe you'll get our next "Joke of the Month" award!