This guy walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, you gotta do something to help me. I hurt all over."
"Show me just where it hurts."
The guy puts his finger on his nose and goes "Ouch!"
"Where else?"
He pokes his chest and goes "O-u-c-h!"
"Anywhere else?"
The guy touches his right knee and says "OWW!"
The doctor tells the guy "I think I've diagnosed the problem. You have a broken finger."
-- Danielle Raven
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